So it’s the week after Thanksgiving and you bet your ass I’m already listening to Christmas music. And drinking Christmas ale. And wearing brooches for some goddamn reason.

But here’s the kicker—-I got my book in the mail (after it was stolen from my stoop from some literary criminals). It’s the pre-copy, which means I think they make the cover a matte tan color and edit a little more of the crap grammar. But it’s in my hand. And it’s coming soon, about a month from now if you’re doing the pre-order game, and in May for all you “let’s not mail things to my apartment because I live in Bushwick” buddies. 

I know I took this stupid photo on Photobooth so it’s stupid and grainy and backwards. But I’m really fucking excited. And I want you to be excited with me, thus the little preview! I also needed to show you the Pitbull painting my lovely Natalie mailed me (and made herself).

Happy Monday, y’all. Now back to streaming Liz and Dick and Beer.