December 2012
5 posts
Anything Could Happen
It is almost a New Year and people will tell you that this is a big deal.
“You gotta party on New Years,” they will say, or “you gotta ring in the new year,” or the dreaded “we gotta go hard”, and all they mean is a couple of things. Party—crowded room decorated in silver streamers. Sparkly dress that itches. Short skirt. Drinks with no coasters. A kiss,...
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(I deleted that last post because no, I really don’t want to argue with you on Tumblr about politics and in the words of Louis CK “give it a SECOND”)
Things I Think *Girls Like
*and also keep in mind that this is tongue-in-cheek joke and being a girl means many things and you can have a dick or be asexual or play videogames *kisses N64 controller gently* or disagree with all of this or be a fucking CHIA PET and still be a girl, okay?
the day Pumpkin Spice comes out at Starbucks we kind of go buckwild, don’t we?
splitting a very rich, very cheesy dish with a...
My Sadness Was Never Profound
Somewhere along the way, I thought my sadness meant something.
It would happen whenever I rode above ground on the J train from Manhattan into Brooklyn—something about seeing the tiny lights with all the people I didn’t know inside them, something about knowing how cold it would be once I stepped outside. It GOT to me, man! It would happen again whenever my lips would stain red from...
A Tumblr Questionare I Would Consider Answering
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A. If you could legally punch somebody in the throat ONCE, would you do it because you were watching a TV show and this person did that light but constant coughy thing the entire time? Walking slow in front of you? Or for some other reason?
B. What is your favorite piece of clothing in your closet and if your blood got you drunk would you sometimes drink it?
C. Would you rather go to a...
