I don’t know how to hit on men. I guess I should have also included ‘dancing awkwardly’ but hey, I feel like you guys already know how to do that.

  1. atwinklinglight reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  2. awfulleisure reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    I love this. So much.
  3. shamblesdefined reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    This…this is quality.
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  5. sophie301 reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    I love this girl - I want to drink gin with her and be bitter and single together.
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    A hooker who can fly
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  9. perennially-hungry reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    Lower your standards: this is NOT Hogwarts.
  10. tinytinytigers reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    i usually love her, but this time i can’t relate. i’ve never been to a bar & not been able to pick up a guy, even on...
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  12. tarantulamilk said: You are amazing. Now, where’s my vagina skirt?
  13. biggieneversmalls reblogged this from thefrenemy and added:
    ooh it’s raining men girl, whatcha worried ‘bout?