Okay, I’m heading out to the beach now, but I’ll be back on Tuesday and I’ll probably write sometime after then. Hopefully while covered in a tan and burping all the beer I plan on drinking. I don’t know why, but I really want a tan. I can’t help but think this makes me the shitty kind of person who is always like ‘i want a TAN I WANT TO BE A DARKER COLOR FROM THE SUN.’
Don’t worry, the Internet will still work without me! But I however, will not work without it. I know you weren’t worried, it was me who is worried.