I’m spending one more day in the suburbs before I “jet” back to BK with 36 pounds of new clothing from Forever 21 that I shouldn’t have bought because seriously, how many blazers does one girl need? That’s not the point. The point is that I like to do two things every time I’m home: watch On Demand television because my parents have HBO and that’s like rolling in a pile of Scrooge Mc Duck COIN/decide that I’m going to change my life when I get back and then not really make any changes.
I’m saying I’ve been hoarding free food in my stomach.
I’m also saying that I also usually use this time to partake in my parents wine storage and answer questions from you. I like hearing from you because I’m desperately scared of bumping into kids from high school, and I think you guys are better and less aware that I used to have bangs. Send me your questions, any questions at all to my ask box or IAmTheFrenemy@gmail.com. I’ll answer some of them. I remember I got one about dry humping once that I loved, so don’t be afraid to get a little weird with it.
Here’s a Michael Fassbender gif that fills me with joy now CUZ